I forgot…

Posted On February 18, 2009

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I’ve misplaced my phone and can’t check voice mail because I have also forgotten my password. If anyone has an old ATT phone I can borrow for two weeks I would much appreciate it (I’m leaving the country in two weeks so just need it until I go).

I’m sure people are lining up to let this alzheimer patient “borrow” their cellphone!  He forgot where he put his phone, forgot his password for VM, what do you think the odds are he’ll forget to give you the phone back before he leaves? 

Prince Charming, part 2…

Posted On December 5, 2008

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Trying to find a bottle of Victoria Secrets purfume or Tommy Dreaming, any Bath and Body works sprays and body washes, just a few options she asked for and I hope to find through this if someone wants to regift….lol! Thanks

Admit it girls, you always wanted a man who would BEG for Christmas presents for you…what a prize! Not to mention the fact, he didn’t specify if he wanted the item new or USED!

Slightly used soap…

Posted On December 5, 2008

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I save the bar soap from our hotel stays and was wondering if anyone has a use for it–shaving and shaping or melting it into gifts maybe. All are clean, used once or twice–I have probably 10 small bars but might find more. I give the new ones away to CCO, but I don’t know of any charities that would take the slightly used soap. Let me know if you have any use.

This wins the digusting post of the YEAR award.  I guess if she becomes a murder suspect the police could use it for epithelials or “hairs” left behind on the soap (been watching too much CSI lately! LOL!)  EEEEWwwwwwwww!!!

Paging Jeffrey Dahmer

Posted On December 5, 2008

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I know this may seem strange but I’m an avid taxidermist looking for things to stuff. In particularI’d like mice or squirrels (I know this may seem strange but I have some people who want stuffed mice for Christmas…) I’ll accept almost anything as long as it’s freshly dead (definite preference to roadkill). Thanks! Leah 

First, I sure hope nobody out in Freecycle-land happens to have “freshly” dead animals laying around their home.   Second, if they do have enough to share, how did those animals become “freshly” dead?  Third, where would you meet up with someone who has “freshly” dead animals, in the dark, alone, at an out of the way place?  And fourth, what kind of psychos wants REAL stuffed mice for Christmas?

Who owned this thing…

Posted On November 13, 2008

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“This is a Riviera Tiger Tub 2, It needs some parts. A heater and a filter box. It is in great shape. It may need a retro fit because it is over ten years old. It is in the Xxxx area. I do not know what it would cost to retrofit. but I do know that jets worked fine the last time I used it as a cold tub. It is about 5 foot by 5 foot and 32 inches high. Need to bring help to load it. It took 4 of us to put it on porch. If you don’t want to use it as a hot tub could be used as a cheap pond. Just need it gone. We are asking 125.00 for it.”
Signed, the Beverly Hillbillies!  This has to be one of the most redneck “deliverance” posts I have ever read! It’s so bizarre even Jeff Foxworthy couldn’t dream it up for his “you might be a redneck” sketches!

Busted….

Posted On November 13, 2008

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We have a policy in this group of promoting honesty among members.  When you offer something and want to give it to someone who will actually be using it, you don’t want to give it to someone would takes it from you just so they can sell it. Members who imply that they personally want or need something that you have, but are really intending on selling it, are lying to you.

There is a used furniture store in town. One day when I was in that store, the owner told me that she gets items from Freecycle and sells them in her store. She did not know that I am the group owner and one of the moderators. I did not tell her that I was, because I had no way of knowing which member she is (so that I could remove her from the group). And besides, she could have just joined again under a new e-mail address. 

I am telling you this because I want each member to know that, although we as moderators try to restrict members who are trying to make money off of you and your generosity, we can’t catch everyone.  Please be aware of members who respond to your every offer with “I’ll take it all!”. It may be that they don’t really want your items for themselves.

And if you do have a member who tries to sell you something that they offered, or that you requested in a “wanted”, please let the moderators know by e-mailing. We need to keep this group honest.

I love it that the owner of the freecycle group caught a woman “reselling” things she picked up from the group, does NOTHING, and then demands that we as a group be honest.  How honest was she in not just telling this person who she was?

Who do you think we are…

Posted On November 8, 2008

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“Hello everyone!   With Christmas coming up I thought I would start the gift search here. Does anyone have legos that they would like to give to a couple of kids? We are trying to grow our collection and are looking for pieces that would make good spaceships and racecars- wheels in particular.  If you’d like, I can even put your name on the gift tag! I’m willing to drive within 30 miles of Xxxx, and perhaps farther for a bigger stash.
Thanks a bunch!”

Put MY name on the gift tag??  Why would I get a gift for a kid I don’t know when I have my own kids to buy for??  Who do you think we are, Santa Claus?  If we were you’d be getting coal in your stocking this year!!!

Would you like fries with that…

“I’m in need of girls cloths size 12 1/2 jeans, XL Junior shirts, XXL Junior shirts. Toddler boys cloths 24 months size 7 toddler boy shoes. Womens plus size  (20-22) summer business casual cloths. Any outdoor toys for toddler boys. If you know anyone who is coming to Henderson (Chester County) that can bring things to me I would appreciate it I don’t have transpotation to pick up. Thanks for any help.”

Wow!  Not only does she have a pretty long wishlist but she expects it delivered???  Extremely nervy when you realize that Henderson is OVER 100 miles from Memphis!!!  Nerviest! Person! Ever!!!!

Pets or food…

“We breed mice to save money on snake food, but we already have enough in the freezer to last us a while. So I thought I would offer them up on here since they’re very cute and I really don’t want to put them to sleep if I don’t need to. There are a LOT of babies, and by a lot I mean around 45, give or take a couple. There are black, grey, tan, brindle, black and white, grey and white, tan and white, and one albino. There are both fuzzies and hoppers. I will also donate a few adult females with these so that they won’t starve since they are not weened yet. Pickup must be tonight. Let me know if you want them for pets or food.”

Ewwww!  I’d hate to be their babysitter searching around for a snack.  ”Nothing good in this cabinet, nothing good in this drawer, nothing good in the fridge.  Man, don’t these people have anything worth eating?  Wait, let’s see what they have in the freezer.  Hmmm, what’s this, it’s looks familiar…..EEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!

Prince Charming…

Posted On October 29, 2008

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“I am in dire need of a snowblower. My wife can’t shovel due to her back. she has rods and screws in it. A snowblower is better. If anyone has one it is greatly appreciated. Electric or gas is fine. Thanks so much.”

How romantic, he wants a snowblower for his wife who has a bad back.  Just a thought…if she can no longer shovel due to her physical condition, why on earth doesn’t HE do it?

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